Wednesday, 7 December 2011
The Name Is.....
Hello Internet! How the heck are you?
So, a friend of ole' JJ's says to him, he says "oh, I am on Facebook, we should be FB friends." But the dude is of the "secretive type" and doesn't go by his real name on FB.
So I am like "oh, so what's your alias?" Thinking that its going to be something, at best, so so. I mean who is he...JJ? You know what I mean? (You know what I mean, "that JJ, he's so funny!")
So what's the alias? Oh, he says...look up "Vic Zhivago".
Are you freaking kidding me? "Vic Zhivago"? That...is...the...baddest-ass...name I have ever heard.
"Zhivago! We need you."
"I'm retired. What do you need me for?"
"Because you're the best..."
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Zhivago, I expect you to die..."
"The name is Zhivago...Vic Zhivago..."
"My name is my name!" (His name being Vic Zhivago, of course.)
So anyhoo, I told my friend, if JJ ever writes an action movie screenplay (could happen! I mean, who knows what the future holds!) the protagonist's name? That's right: "JJ". No no, of course I mean "Vic Zhivago"! I mean, with a name like that? It writes itself!
Thanks for keeping it real, Internet! It's people (servers?) like you who keep us all turned on.