1. Is Beyonce still African American? Because...yikes... Michael Jackson would have some opinion on it. Because he kinda turned his skin white.
2. My neighbor is outside playing street hockey with his kids at this time. I wonder if I should report him? It's illegal to play street hockey in Toronto. Can you believe that? It is illegal to play street hockey in a city in Canada. What is more freaking Canadian than being out on the street with your buds midway through January, getting smoked in the thigh with a frozen orange street hockey ball, hoping that the fact that your jeans have absorbed so much melted snow that has refrozen into a sort of armour will be enough to protect you, then feeling that awful, awful sting? Travesty of a sham... Travesty. Of. A. Sham.
3. The Edge has spent a career enhancing and altering the sounds that different musical instruments make. I can't help but wonder if he, in recent years, has been onstage and looked to his left, pondered how the fullest and most incredible sound created by any of the instruments played by the band has degraded to a reedy rasp, and not itched to get his technological hands on what now emanates from Bono's voicebox? I don't want to be harsh here. No shame in it, we all get older, things start degrading. In fact, it hurts me a little to say. But JJ calls it like he sees it (Straight shooter!). Or maybe its just me.
4. As I pointed out in this post, I have now inherited a bidet. I was sitting on the toilet the other day and wondering why my bathroom has no toilet paper holder. And thinking to myself "WTF!...did these people not use toilet paper?!?!?.....OMG! Did these people really NOT use toilet paper!?!??...And looking horrified at my new bidet. May be time to re-disinfect....
That is all!