And no it's not animated sheep. Love those! Especially Wallace and Grommett type animated sheep!
Its being treated like one. Schneiders Country Naturals. It helps my family experience food "the way its supposed to taste". As opposed to those other companies that give you meat the way its not supposed to taste. Like...Schneiders... Like what could be more fucking disingenuous than, as an advertising technique, implicitly dissing a certain number of your own company's products
And I don't want to single out Schneider's. These phone companies. Gaak. "Fido"? "Koodo"? "We're these small phone companies looking to get you a deal, unlike those big phone companies!" Except that we're owned by Rogers and Telus, respectively. While Canadians continue to pay phone bills that astound (astound! I shit you not! ASTOUUUUUND!) people from the US or Europe.
But I guess it works. Otherwise they wouldn't do it. So, you know...baaaahhh.....
Get it? She's about to bop him with a leg of lamb...a baby sheep...it's a metaphor
JJ out! Gotta make a call on my Rogers phone!
Or, the "organic" companies that just pay a fee to the unregulated "Certified Organic Council" and then pump you full of breast cancer causing chemicals. Mind your breasts, JJ, mind your breasts.
ReplyDeleteThat is a great and depressing point sands! Thank you! And as for minding my breasts? Oh, I do!
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